bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

His shoulder to waist ratio is unfair and will kill me

(Source: alphalewolf)

taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

mynameiseyyyyyy:

muchymozzarella:

thranduart:

You offer it to me freely…..

OH MY GOSH

Oh my goooooooood, I’m dying from how cute this is

mynameiseyyyyyy:

muchymozzarella:

thranduart:

You offer it to me freely…..

OH MY GOSH

Oh my goooooooood, I’m dying from how cute this is

apsilpastille:

haydenrodgers:

drapplepie:

8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice

"Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
"False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
"I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."

MINERVA YOU FUCKING QUEEN

Well Minerva is the Roman Goddess of wisdom.

(Source: tomriddlevevo)

ninasaurio:

0negirlarmy:

GOD LOOK AT THIS PERFECTION

now THIS IS HOW LIVE ACTION ADAPTATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK

I’M TALKING TO YOU M NIGHT SHALAYAMANANA

(Source: teenagers-life-dreams)

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

(Source: needtostayawake)